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The Hoser's NFL PIcks 2012, Postseason Week 3

San Francisco (-4) at ATLANTA (47.5): 49ers 30, Falcons 23.

Baltimore (+8) at NEW ENGLAND (50): Patriots 31, Ravens 21.

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week Two Postseason 2012

Baltimore (+9) at DENVER (43.5): Here's a tip - don't accept any limo rides after the game from Ray Lewis. Broncos 26, Ravens 23.

Green Bay (+3) at SAN FRANCISCO (45): Toughest game to call this weekend. A young QB vs. an old hand, but Green Bay's running game just scares the crap out of me. 49ers 23, Packers 21.

Seattle (+2.5) at ATLANTA (46): The Seahawks are signing guys who haven't played in the NFL for five years and I STILL think they're about pick 'em. Plus, the Falcons are choke artists of Little Oral Annie magnitude. Falcons 26, Seahawks 20.

Houston (+9.5) at NEW ENGLAND (48.5): A beating, but not THAT bad a beating. You finish like you finished, right? Patriots 30, Texans 21.

Lock of the Week: Baltimore

The Hoser's NFL Postseason Picks, Week 1 2013

Cincinnati (+4) at HOUSTON (43): The Texans will remember the Alamo -- and how to play decent football. Texans 24, Bengals 17.

Minnesota (+7.5) at GREEN BAY (45.5): Adrian Peterson makes this less than a touchdown spread, but the Packers won't be bounced out this early. Packers 26, Vikings 23.

Indianapolis (+7) at BALTIMORE (47): Here's your headline in advance, Darren Rovell: OUT OF LUCK. Ravens 23, Colts 17.

Seattle (-3) at WASHINGTON (45.5): RGIII doesn't look quite the same, and the Seahawks are too good right now to lose to a weakened Washington squad. Seahawks 29, Racists 20.

Lock of the Week: Houston

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 17

New York Jets (+3.5) at BUFFALO (39): Yay! Two coaches on their way out! Bills 23, Jets 17.

Miami (+10.5) at NEW ENGLAND (46.5): I think the Patriots let up a little here, and it doesn't make any difference. Patriots 30, Dolphins 17.

Baltimore (+3) at CINCINNATI (41.5): Bengals 22, Ravens 20.

Cleveland (+10) at PITTSBURGH (34.5): Steelers 20, Browns 13.

Houston (-6.5) at INDIANAPOLIS (47): Texans 26, Colts 20.

Jacksonville (+5.5) at TENNESSEE (42): Titans 23, Jaguars 20.

Philadelphia (+6.5) at NEW YORK GIANTS (45): I wish Andy Reid well in San Diego. Can someone start a cheesesteak overnight service? Giants 26, Eagles 20.

Dallas (+3.5) at WASHINGTON (49): Romo fail. Racists 24, Cowboys 20.

Chicago (-3) at DETROIT (46): The Lions haven't shown up all season, and they won't start now. Bears 26, Lions 22.

Green Bay (-3.5) at MINNESOTA (46): Packers 27, Vikings 20.

Tampa Bay (+3.5) at ATLANTA (46): Enjoy this game, Falcons fans -- you probably only have one more after it. Falcons 24, Buccaneers 20.

Carolina (+4) at NEW ORLEANS (54): "And here's Roger Goddell with a big apology to all the Saints fans! NOOOOOOOOT!" Saints 30, Panthers 24.

Kansas City (+16.5) at DENVER (41.5): Broncos 26, Chiefs 16.

Oakland (+9.5) at SAN DIEGO (40.5): Hello and goodbye, Terrelle Pryor. Chargers 26, Raiders 21.

Arizona (+16.5) at SAN FRANCISCO (38.5):When Wisenhunt gets canned, I hope for laughs he's name the coach of the Coyotes. 49ers 24, Cardinals 10.

St. Louis Rams (+12) at SEATTLE (43):  The Rams will make a respectable showing here, but it won't be enough. Seahawks 27, Rams 17.

 

Lock of the Week: Cleveland

Trifecta: Cleveland, Kansas City, Arizona

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 16 2012

Already got the Atlanta game with a 27-17 call over Detroit.

Tennessee  (+10.5) at GREEN BAY (45.5): Packers 29, Titans 16.

Oakland (+8) at CAROLINA (46.5):  Panthers 27, Raiders 17.

Buffalo (+5) at MIAMI (43.5): Bills 23, Dolphins 20.

Cincinnati (+3.5) at PITTSBURGH (41): Steelers 21, Bengals 20.

New England (-14) at JACKSONVILLE (51): Patriots 33, Jaguars 17.

Indianapolis (-5.5) at KANSAS CITY (42.5): Colts 24, Chiefs 20.

New Orleans (+2.5) at DALLAS (53.5): Cowboys 30, Saints 27.

Washington (-5.5) at PHILADELPHIA (46): Redskins 31, Eagles 20.

St. Louis Rams (+3) at TAMPA BAY (44): Buccaneers 23, Rams 16.

New York Giants (-1) at BALTIMORE (47): Giants 26, Ravens 23.

Minnesota (+7) at HOUSTON (44.5): Texans 30, Vikings 20.

Cleveland (+11) at DENVER (43.5): Broncos 31, Browns 21.

Chicago (-7) at ARIZONA (36.5): Bears 20, Cardinals 14.

San Francisco (+2) at SEATTLE (40): Seahawks 23, 49ers 20.

San Diego (+2.5) at NEW YORK JETS (37.5): Jets 24, Chargers 20.

Lock of the Week: NY Giants

Trifecta: NY Giants, Buffalo, Dallas

Green Bay (-2.5) at CHICAGO (43): Packers 23, Bears 17.

New York Giants (+1.5) at ATLANTA (49.5): Giants 27, Falcons 24.

Tampa Bay (+3.5) at NEW ORLEANS (55): Buccaneers 26, Saints 22.

Minnesota (+2.5) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (39.5): Rams 21, Vikings 16.

Washington (+4.5) at CLEVELAND (40): Browns 23, Racists 17.

Jacksonville (+7.5) at MIAMI (38.5): Jaguars 22, Dolphins 20

Denver (-3) at BALTIMORE (48): Broncos 27, Ravens 20.

Indianapolis (+10) at HOUSTON (48): Texans 29, Colts 20.

Carolina (+3) at SAN DIEGO (45): Chargers 23, Panthers 22.

Seattle (-4) at BUFFALO (43.5): Bills 24, Seahawks 20.

Detroit (-6) at ARIZONA (43.5): Lions 34, Cardinals 10.

Pittsburgh (+1) at DALLAS (45): Cowboys 23, Steelers 20.

Kansas City (+4.5) at OAKLAND (43.5): Raiders 30, Chiefs 22.

San Francsico (+4) at NEW ENGLAND (47):  Patriots 24, 49ers 21.

New York Jets (+2) at TENNESSEE (42): Titans 24, Jets 16.

Lock of the Week: Detroit

Trifecta: Detroit, Jacksonville, Green Bay