Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 14 2011

Welcome to The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 14, where we finally have some time to give our picks and analysis the time and thought they so richly ... BWAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, couldn't make it through that sentence with a straight face.

Again, just the quickies.
Indianapolis (+16.5) at BALTIMORE (41): The lack of Ray Lewis at LB might allow the Colts to get TWO first downs. Ravens 27, Colts 12.
Houston (+3) at CINCINNATI (38): Texans 22, Bengals 17.
Oakland (+11) at GREEN BAY (51.5): Packers 34, Raiders 17.
Kansas City (+10.5) at NEW YORK JETS (36.5): Todd Haley is still talking playoffs. Jim Mora to the white courtesy phone, please. Jets 20, Chiefs 10.
Minnesota (+10) at DETROIT (47): Adrian Peterson may not be playing, but the Vikes will still get an ADP -- All Day Pounding. Lions 30, Vikings 13.
New Orleans (-3.5) at TENNESSEE (49.5): Saints 27, Titans 20.
Philadelphia (+3) at MIAMI (46): I'd stay far, far away from this game, but God, the line does a body good. Dolphins 23, Eagles 17.
New England (-8) at WASHINGTON (48): Patriots 31, Redskins 17.
Atlanta (-3) at CAROLINA (47.5): Falcons 26, Panthers 21.
Tampa Bay (-2) at JACKSONVILLE (39): Jaguars 23, Buccaneers 19.
San Francisco (-3.5) at ARIZONA (39): 49ers 24, Cardinals 10.
Chicago (+3.5) at DENVER (35.5): I wonder if the Bears have thought about calling Kyle Orton yet? Broncos 16, Bears 13.
Buffalo (+7) at SAN DIEGO (47.5): I'll be watching this one just to see how Norv Turner screws it up. Chargers 26, Bills 20.
New York Giants (+3.5) at DALLAS (49): I'm pretty sure the Cowboys could just sign some homeless guy right before kickoff and he'd have two TDs and 140 yards receiving. Cowboys 29, Giants 23.
St. Louis Rams (+9.5) at SEATTLE (37): I'd rather watch the Donald Trump "debate." Seahawks 23, Rams 7.

Lock of the Week: San Francisco
Trifecta: San Francisco, Houston, New Orleans

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