The Hoser on the NFL, Week Eight 2013

San Francisco (-15) at JACKSONVILLE (39.5): 49ers 29, Jaguars 16.
Dallas (+3) at DETROIT (51): Lions 28, Cowboys 27.
New York Giants (+5.5) at PHILADELPHIA (49.5): Giants 27, Eagles 23.
Cleveland (+7) at KANSAS CITY (39.5): Chiefs 22, Browns 17.
Buffalo (+10.5) at NEW ORLEANS (48.5): Saints 27, Bills 17.
Miami (+6) at NEW ENGLAND (46.5): Patriots 31, Dolphins 20.
New York Jets (+5.5) at CINCINNATI (41): Bengals 21, Jets 20.
Pittsburgh (-2.5) at OAKLAND (40.5): Raiders 22, Steelers 20.
Washington (+10.5) at DENVER (57.5): Broncos 33, Redskins 23.
Atlanta (+3) at ARIZONA (46): Falcons 24, Cardinals 23.
Green Bay (-7.5) at MINNESOTA (47): Packers 34, Vikings 20.
Seattle (-11.5) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (43): Seahawks 26, Rams 10.

Lock of the Week: Green Bay
Trifecta: Atlanta, New York Giants, Green Bay

The Hoser On The NFL 2013 Week 8 Thursday Night Edition

Carolina (-6.5) at TAMPA BAY (39.5): Ratings for this game will be low up against the World Series, but for Carolina vs. Tampa that'd be true if Spike was showing "Freddy Got Fingered" on a loop. Panthers 22, Buccaneers 16.

The Hoser On The NFL, 2013 Week Seven Edition

San Diego (-7) at JACKSONVILLE (45): The Chargers CAN'T screw this up, can they? Chargers 26, Jaguars 16.
Houston (+6) at KANSAS CITY (39): After this loss, Gary Kubiak gets canned in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Chiefs 27, Texans 13.
Buffalo (+6.5) at MIAMI (44): Hey, maybe FINALLY Matt Flynn will get a fair shot at being a starter in the NFL.
Dolphins 23, Bills 20.
Chicago (-1) at WASHINGTON (48.5): I don't have a clear decision on this, but my gut feeling is the Bears are at least a field goal better than the Racists, which nullifies home-field advantage. Bears 26, Racists 23.
Dallas (+3) at PHILADELPHIA (55.5): Michael who? Eagles 31, Cowboys 27.
Tampa Bay (+6.5) at ATLANTA (43): Did you know the Buccaneers have only scored 64 points in five games this season? Do you think Tampa's ownership knows? Falcons 24, Buccaneers 13.
San Francisco (-3.5) at TENNESSEE (41): Jake Locker's back. Yay. 49ers 23, Titans 20.
Cleveland (+9.5) at GREEN BAY (45): Pretty sure the Packers are so decimated in the WR corps, Max McGee is dressing. Go look it up, kids. Packers 24, Browns 17.
Baltimore (+2) at PITTSBURGH (41): If you can beat the Packers on the road, you can beat the Steelers anywhere. Ravens 21, Steelers 20.
Denver (-6) at INDIANAPOLIS (56.5): "This week on ManningFace..." Broncos 31, Colts 23.
Minnesota (+3.5) at NEW YORK GIANTS (47): OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER. Giants 24, Vikings 21.
New England (-3.5) at NEW YORK JETS (43.5): Patriots 24, Jets 22.
Cincinnati (+2) at DETROIT (46.5): Lions 26, Bengals 20.
St. Louis Rams (+7.5) at CAROLINA (42.5): Panthers 23, Rams 17.

Lock of the Week: Kansas City
Trifecta: Kansas City, San Diego, Detroit

Week Five Straight Up: 9-6
Week Five Against The Spread: 8-7
Week Five Total: $430

Season Straight Up: 57-35
Season Against The Spread: 41-49-2
Season Lock of the Week: 4-2
Season Trifecta: 0-6 Season Totals: $-970

The Hoser On The NFL, 2013 Edition Week 7 Thursday

Seattle (-5) at ARIZONA (41): Seahawks 26, Cardinals 23.

The Hoser On The NFL, Week Six 2013

Oakland (+7.5) at KANSAS CITY (40.5): Chiefs 24, Raiders 17.
Philadelphia (-3) at TAMPA BAY (45): Eagles 24, Buccaneers 23.
Green Bay (-2.5) at BALTIMORE (49): Ravens 23, Packers 20.
Detroit (-2.5) at CLEVELAND (43.5): Browns 22, Lions 19.
Carolina (+1) at MINNESOTA (45): Panthers 26, Vikings 20.
St. Louis Rams (+7.5) at HOUSTON (43): Texans 23, Rams 20.
Pittsburgh (-.5) at NY JETS (41): Jets 24, Steelers 20.
Cincinnati (-6) at BUFFALO (41.5): Bengals 23, Bills 20.
Tennessee (+11.5) at SEATTLE (41.5): Seahawks 29, Titans 20.
Jacksonville (+27) at DENVER (52): Broncos 37, Jaguars 13.
Arizona (+10) at SAN FRANCISCO (41): 49ers 26, Cardinals 17.
New Orleans (+2.5) at NEW ENGLAND (50.5): Saints 30, Patriots 27.
Washington (+5.5) at DALLAS (52.5): Cowboys 31, Racists 17.
Indianapolis (-1) at SAN DIEGO (50): Colts 27, Chargers 23.

 Lock of the Week: Carolina
Trifecta: Carolina, New York Jets, Cleveland

Week Five Straight Up: 7-7
Week Five Against The Spread: 5-9
Week Five Total: $-1050

Season Straight Up: 48-29
Season Against The Spread: 33-42-2
Season Lock of the Week: 3-2
Season Trifecta: 0-5
Season Totals: $-1,360

The Hoser On The NFL, Week Six 2013, Thursday Edition

New York Giants (+8.5) at CHICAGO (47): I thnk there's a good chance we find out soon that instead of Eli Manning under centre, it's been Bradley all along. Bears 27, Giants 20.

The Hoser On The NFL, Week FIve 2013 Season

Kansas City (-2.5) at TENNESSEE (37.5): Chiefs 23, Titans 17
Baltimore (+2.5) at MIAMI (43.5): Dolphins 24, Ravens 20
Jacksonville (+10.5) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (40.5): Rams 29, Jaguars 16
New England (-1) at CINCINNATI (45.5): Patriots 23, Bengals 20
Seattle (-3) at INDIANAPOLIS (43.5): Seahawks 24, Colts 20
Detroit (+7.5) at GREEN BAY (54): Packers 29, Lions 20
New Orleans (-1) at CHICAGO (51): Bears 26, Saints 23
Philadelphia (+1.5) at NY GIANTS (53.5): Giants 23, Eagles 19
Carolina (+2.5) at ARIZONA (41.5): Cardinals 22, Jaguars 20
San Diego (-4) at OAKLAND (46): Chargers 29, Raiders 14
Denver (-7) at DALLAS (55.5): Broncos 34, Cowboys 24
Houston (+4.5) at SAN FRANCISCO (43): Texans 24, 49ers 22
New York Jets (+9.5) at ATLANTA (44): Falcons 30, Jets 20

Lock of the Week: San Diego
Trifecta: San Diego, New York Giants, Denver

Week Four Straight Up: 6-9
Week Four Against The Spread: 5-10
Week Four Total: $-150

Season Straight Up: 41-22
Season Against The Spread:  28-33-2
Season Lock of the Week: 3-1
Season Trifecta: 0-4
Season Totals: $-310

The Hoser On The NFL 2013 Season Week Five Thursday Night

Buffalo (+3.5) at CLEVELAND (41): Both these teams are resurgent, but neither of them is that great. Expect a low-scoring, tight game with the Browns winning it late. Browns 22, Bills 17.