Sunday, October 20, 2013

The Hoser On The NFL, 2013 Week Seven Edition

San Diego (-7) at JACKSONVILLE (45): The Chargers CAN'T screw this up, can they? Chargers 26, Jaguars 16.
Houston (+6) at KANSAS CITY (39): After this loss, Gary Kubiak gets canned in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Chiefs 27, Texans 13.
Buffalo (+6.5) at MIAMI (44): Hey, maybe FINALLY Matt Flynn will get a fair shot at being a starter in the NFL.
Dolphins 23, Bills 20.
Chicago (-1) at WASHINGTON (48.5): I don't have a clear decision on this, but my gut feeling is the Bears are at least a field goal better than the Racists, which nullifies home-field advantage. Bears 26, Racists 23.
Dallas (+3) at PHILADELPHIA (55.5): Michael who? Eagles 31, Cowboys 27.
Tampa Bay (+6.5) at ATLANTA (43): Did you know the Buccaneers have only scored 64 points in five games this season? Do you think Tampa's ownership knows? Falcons 24, Buccaneers 13.
San Francisco (-3.5) at TENNESSEE (41): Jake Locker's back. Yay. 49ers 23, Titans 20.
Cleveland (+9.5) at GREEN BAY (45): Pretty sure the Packers are so decimated in the WR corps, Max McGee is dressing. Go look it up, kids. Packers 24, Browns 17.
Baltimore (+2) at PITTSBURGH (41): If you can beat the Packers on the road, you can beat the Steelers anywhere. Ravens 21, Steelers 20.
Denver (-6) at INDIANAPOLIS (56.5): "This week on ManningFace..." Broncos 31, Colts 23.
Minnesota (+3.5) at NEW YORK GIANTS (47): OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER. Giants 24, Vikings 21.
New England (-3.5) at NEW YORK JETS (43.5): Patriots 24, Jets 22.
Cincinnati (+2) at DETROIT (46.5): Lions 26, Bengals 20.
St. Louis Rams (+7.5) at CAROLINA (42.5): Panthers 23, Rams 17.

Lock of the Week: Kansas City
Trifecta: Kansas City, San Diego, Detroit

Week Five Straight Up: 9-6
Week Five Against The Spread: 8-7
Week Five Total: $430

Season Straight Up: 57-35
Season Against The Spread: 41-49-2
Season Lock of the Week: 4-2
Season Trifecta: 0-6 Season Totals: $-970

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