Happy Thanksgiving to all you USAmericans today -- even though you're about a month late and you don't have poutine on your table. Man, are you guys missing out.
Houston (-3.5) at DETROIT (49): Can you really bet against the Lions to cover at home on Thanksgiving? Texans 27, Lions 24.
Washington (+4) at DALLAS (47.5): I think this is going to turn out the same way it did when the Natives sold Manhattan. Cowboys 29, Racists 19.
New England Patriots (-7) at NEW YORK JETS (47.5): Turkeys won't be the only thing getting slaughtered today. Patriots 36, Jets 13.