Welcome to Week 12 of The Hoser, where we hope your turkey hangover has passed. We were 2-1 ATS and straight up on the Thursday games (my lack of faith in Washington betrayed me). Had I half a brain, I would have made the Patriots my Lock this week, because seriously, how were they going to not beat the freaking Jets by at least 20?
Baltimore completely boned us last week, blowing two Pro-Line tickets when Justin Tucker missed a field goal. Somehow, my subconscious made me drop Tucker off my fantasy squad. Hiya, Adam Vinatieri!
In another massive fail, we went 12-1 straight up and forgot to send our picks in to our pool. Genius.
Oakland (+7.5) at CINCINNATI (50.5): Bengals 31, Raiders 20.
Pittsburgh (-2.5) at CLEVELAND (34): Who's at quarterback for Pittsburgh today, Bubby Brister? Browns 20, Steelers 17.
Buffalo (+3) at INDIANAPOLIS (51.5): Colts 27, Bills 20.
Denver (-10) at KANSAS CITY (43): I have to think the most grateful man in the NFL is Romeo Crennel. How the hell is he still drawing a paycheque? Broncos 26, Chiefs 13.
Tennessee (-3.5) at JACKSONVILLE (44.5): Chad Henne, ladies and gentlemen! Jaguars 24, Titans 20.
Minnesota (+6.5) at CHICAGO (39.5): Bears 27, Vikings 16.
Atlanta (-1.5) at TAMPA BAY (51.5): Buccaneers 24, Falcons 20.
Seattle (-3) at MIAMI (38): The Dolphins can't possibly be as bad as they were last week, but they can still be terrible. Seahawks 22, Dolphins 17.
Baltimore (PK) at SAN DIEGO (47): Please, please, please, Baltimore, drive a stake through the heart of Norvula. Ravens 24, Chargers 23.
San Francisco (-2) at NEW ORLEANS (50): Rookie QBs don't play that well two weeks in a row, but New Orleans's defense is just too crappy to stand up to San Fran for long. 49ers 23, Saints 20.
St. Louis Rams (+2) at ARIZONA (37): Who's at quarterback for Arizona today, Rusty Litsch? Cardinals 20, Rams 16.
Green Bay (-3) at NEW YORK GIANTS (51): The porous Packer pass defense is just what Eli needs to get on track again. Giants 27, Packers 23.
Carolina (+3) at PHILADELPHIA (41): Please, please, please, Carolina, release Andy Reid from his hell -- so he can go replace Norv in San Diego next season. Panthers 26, Eagles 16.
Lock of the Week: Carolina
Trifecta: Indianapolis, Carolina, Chicago
Week Seven ATS: 7-6
Week Seven SU: 12-1
Week Seven Lock of the Week: 0-1
Week Seven Trifecta: 0-1
Week Seven $ Total: -$460
2012 Season ATS: 67-87-3
2012 Season SU: 99-57-1
2012 Season Lock of the Week: 4-7
2012 Season Trifecta: 2-9
2012 Season $ Total: -$3,770
2012 Season ProLine Totals: -$75