The Football Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 11, 2014

We're 1-0 on both counts after getting the Dolphins/Bills tilt right. 

Houston (+3.5) at Cleveland (41): There has to be someone at NASA working on cloning J.J. Watts 52 more times. Browns 23, Texans 20.
Minnesota (+2.5) at Chicago (46): So Adrian Peterson didn't show up for his disciplinary hearing? Who's advising him -- Dewey, Cheatum & Howe? Bears 22, Vikings 16.
Detroit (+1) at Arizona (41.5): Tough week for a back-up to step in, but I'm humming that old Sound of Music tune -- "I have confidence in Drew!" Cardinals 23, Lions 20.
New England (+3) at Indianapolis (58): Please, God, let Vinatieri win it with a 50-yarder at the gun. Colts 31, Patriots 23.
Atlanta (-1) at Carolina (47): At halftime, Green Day will come out and play "Boulevard of Broken Dreams." Falcons 24, Panthers 21.
Cincinnati (+7) at New Orleans (50.5): And then Green Day will fly to ... Saints 31, Bengals 26.
Oakland (+10) at San Diego (44.5): If Marc Davis sells the Raiders, then THAT will tell you the baseline for the value of an NFL franchise. I've got a G-note. Chargers 29, Raiders 17.
Pittsburgh (-6) at Tennessee (47): God help me, I have to root for Roethlisberger this week. Steelers 31, Titans 17. Philadelphia (+5.5) at Green Bay (55): Mark Sanchez vs. Aaron Rodgers. Hmmm. Packers 31, Eagles 23.
Denver (-9.5) at St. Louis (51): Don't know who's starting at QB for the Rams? No worries -- neither does Jeff Fisher. Broncos 26, Rams 19.
San Francisco (-4) at NY Giants (44.5): Here come the goddamned 49ers. 49ers 26, Giants 17.
Seattle (+1.5) at Kansas City (42): Chiefs 24, Seahawks 20.
Tampa Bay (+7.5) at Washington (45.5): Racists 23, Buccaneers 20.


Lock of the Week: Pittsburgh
Trifecta: Pittsburgh, Green Bay, Indianapolis,

2014 Week 10

Lock of the Week: 1-0
Trifecta: 0-1
ATS: 6-7
SU: 10-3
Total $: +$240

2014 Season Totals

Lock of the Week: 3-7
Trifecta: 0-10
ATS: 75-70-2
SU: 92-54-1
Total $: -$2,000