Like your body after stuffing yourself with turkey and pie, my momentum is now gone. I struggled to a 6-9 week against the spread and lost the Trifecta and the Lock (c'mon, Larry Fitzgerald would have DEFINITELY been worth two touchdowns).
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends in the U.S. Remember to tell your family you love them and be thankful for what you have -- which is the day off to watch football!
Chicago (+7) at DETROIT (46.5): The Lions' offense has not been bad the past few weeks -- it's been stinkier than that bag of leftover green bean casserole you found at the back of the fridge last February. Still, we're talking about the Bears here, who hand out points like Santa hands out gifts. Lions 30, Bears 19.
Philadelphia (+3) at DALLAS (56): If you asked Cowboys fans which they thought was a crappier play by a quarterback, the Buttfumble or Tony Romo dropping that extra point, I don't know which they'd pick. I'd take Sanchez there, but I can't take him in this game. Cowboys 31, Eagles 27.
Seattle (+1.5) at SAN FRANCISCO (40): This one's tighter than your pants tonight. Oddsmakers think the Seahawks are the better team, and with Marshawn in full #BeastMode, I have to agree. Is it enough on the road? Yes. Yes it is. Seahawks 22, 49ers 20.
2014 Week 12
Lock of the Week: 0-1
Total $: -790
2014 Season Totals
Lock of the Week: 3-9
Total $: -$2,420